CEO of
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Being the ultimate example of something. 'She's the CEO of being late' = she's the most consistently late person ever. A way to describe someone who embodies a specific trait to the extreme.
Translation for Parents
It means someone is the ultimate example of a behavior or trait. 'You're the CEO of burning toast' means you burn toast more than anyone in recorded history. It's a superlative wrapped in corporate language. Your kid is basically giving you a job title for your worst habits.
Examples
โShe's the CEO of canceling plans last minuteโ
โShe's the absolute queen of canceling plans at the last secondโ
โBro is the CEO of showing up lateโ
โHe's consistently and impressively late to everythingโ
Cringe Score
Your kid will cringe
This peaked a while ago but it's still understood. Calling yourself 'CEO of naps' on a Saturday is the kind of relatable content your Facebook friends will actually engage with.
Category
general
Peak
2020-06
Last Verified
2026-02-25
Sources
tiktok, reddit