Skill Issue
Definition
A dismissive response to anyone complaining about something being too hard or unfair. Implies the problem isn't the task, it's your lack of ability. Originally from fighting games and competitive shooters, where if you complained about balance, the response was just 'skill issue.' Now applied to everything from failing a test to not being able to open a jar.
Translation for Parents
When your kid says 'skill issue,' they're dismissing a complaint by saying the person just isn't good enough. 'I can't do this math problem' / 'skill issue.' It's not helpful, it's not supportive, and it's devastatingly effective at ending a conversation. Think of it as the Gen Alpha version of 'sounds like a you problem.'
Examples
“you can't open the pickle jar? skill issue”
“You can't open the pickle jar? That's a you problem”
“failed the drivers test? ngl thats a skill issue”
“You failed the driver's test? Not gonna lie, that's on you”
Cringe Score
Your kid will cringe
If your kid spills something and you hit them with 'skill issue,' you will either become the funniest parent alive or get the silent treatment for 48 hours. No in-between. Worth the risk.
Category
insult
Peak
2025-06
Last Verified
2026-02-26
Sources
editorial, urban_dictionary, reddit, tiktok